"No officer, I haven’t been drinking OR smoking marijuana. I just drive THAT poorly"
Or is that my tapeworm?
hahaha I WISH I had a tapeworm.
Sometimes you end up never speaking to someone who meant the world to you again. And that’s okay. You cope and you survive. Don’t let your losses keep you back from new gains.I wish someone had told me this when I was hurting, y.g. (via imtiredofbeingsosad)